The scene: me, my mom, my sister, my step dad, my two nephews and my boyfriend, Garrett.
Me: I still think pizza scissors are a million dollar idea.
Mom: Yes!
My sister: Oh Jesus, it's stupid.
Me: It's genius.
Sister: It's stupid. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
Me: You're just jealous you didn't think of it.
Mom: We will be millionaires.
Me: That's right Mom! Don't let her tear you down.
Sister: Jenn, who uses scissors to cut up a pizza?!
Me: I do.
Mom: I do.
Garrett: Pizza scissors are ridiculous.
Me: You did NOT just say that.
Mom: He just doesn't understand.
Me: You're new to this fam jam, don't pick the wrong side.
My sister: That's right Garrett! It is stupid! Thank you!
Garrett: Hahahaha
Me: This isn't a joke. This could be our future on the line here! You laugh now, but wait until pizza scissors is a thing! You'll see.
Mom: We totally need to do this.
Sister: You two are nuts.
Me: No, we are creative business women.
Update: Someone has invented pizza scissors. People around me were very unsupportive of this idea and now someone else is going to reap the benefits of what should have been known as my invention. I hate all of you.
Update: Someone has invented pizza scissors. People around me were very unsupportive of this idea and now someone else is going to reap the benefits of what should have been known as my invention. I hate all of you.
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